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Friday, October 24, 2008
The Worst Halloween Costumes to be Caught Wearing at a Wall Street Party This Year:
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Mark of the Devil Haines (Mark Haines)
Sideshow Bob Pisani (Bob Pisani)
Becky Quickie the Hooker (Warren Buffet)
Sukubus Herera (Sue Herera)
Dylan Rateating Man (Dylan Ratigan)
Melissa Princess Lee-a (Melissa Lee)
Sunday, October 5, 2008
The most amazing response during the after debate was Sarah Palin’s real back country personality coming through with her “Gosh almighty's” and “you're darn tootin's”. When asked how are we going to fund the plan and costs to keep Iran from developing its nuclear weapons, the Governor replied, “Okie-doke, its real simple you see. We hold a 'Bake Sale'. Oh Heavens no, not an ordinary bake sale, a really big, big one. Big enough to solve the issue of the Iran nuclear program problem. You start by whipping up all the C-130's this country has and send to our bases in Turkey and Italy. From there we have, Oh Gosh, lets see tons and tons of all the soft brownie dough, chocolate chip, sugar cookie, Nutter Butters, all the different Girl Scout cookie flavors, Mallowmars, oatmeal raisin, Oreo and all the things those cute little Keebler elves had been working on constantly in that tree. Load all of this dough into the C-130 transports. Inform the pilots of the C-130's to make sure to carpet dough the whole darn country and than hi- tail it out of there or your ass is grass. No one wants all unbaked cookies, so now I give the 'GO' command and send all out alert bombers loaded to the top with all the God damn nukes we can find and cook the bastards in that uncivilized heathen country to living hell. All the time also making some dandy cookies with the heat from the blast that will vaporize humans within miles. The best part is, no fuss no muss and cookies in an instant. Problem solved. Any other questions gentleman? My goodness, how will I deal with Senator Obama rude remarks about me? First, I'd apologize to him about his family and friends in Iran and than its simple...we go ice fishing. 2 go in, 1 comes out!”
Friday, October 3, 2008
After watching the Vice Presidential TV debate last night and the scores afterwards by the experts who probably never debated anything more than how much tip to leave on a restaurant check, it appears that VP candidate Sarah Palin has earned herself an advantage by beating her opponent Senator Biden in the debate. She can now have the right to use the initials of her possible new position anyway she wants. She's going to make them stand for...VP - Victorious Palin.
Who wants to bet the most popular costume this year, although many people will disagree as it is already being marketed as #1, is a mask of Sarah Palin. We would go in a different direction, instead of Sarah Palin; we'd sell a mask of a moose with lipstick.
We know that this seems to pop up often, but can Warren Buffet, with his amazing patience and foresight, not always make the amazing profitable and correct decision. It never fails that he will have the other side thank him for letting them pay him ridiculous interest rates or amounts of stock shares for letting him already make a profit off you. He reminds us so much of a Mr. Potter in "It's a Wonderful Life" offering all the town 50 cents on the dollar for their own money during a bank run. Ah Ha, see the big difference though; Mr. Potter didn't have Becky Quick from CNBC. This lovely sexy anchor seems to be his personal play toy and only interviewer of Mr. Buffet. For some reason when off the air, the hot Becky always seems to be picking up all those things that Warren keeps dropping on the floor. All this in a skirt and heels, no wonder Warren Buffet is always smiling!
As seen on our site, we wish to welcome you to TheDowJokesReport and its celebration of blood on the streets, business men who can fly or maybe just fall really good. Welcome to "STOCKTOBER". Where this year, one of the scariest items is the Charlie Aspirin Pinocchio battery operated sensor mask. Whenever Charlie tells us his secrets that turn out to be lies or false rumors, the nose on the mask grows and grows and grows. With a tiny hidden helium tank from Honeywell, the nose can extend up to 3 feet. So don't be startled when he talks about his sources at banks or when 'The Fed' told him this or that, don't get alarmed. The only Fed he knows or calls is his cleverly named cat, 'The Fed'. So anytime he starts with all his tainted, ignorant and biased secret sources he got from 'The Fed' at least he isn't lying. Charlie also talks Siamese you know! We just love it how he gets inside info before anyone does...or ever seems to. He even got, not literally, but his ass whooped on the air by one of the hosts. It seemed Ole' good time Charlie was starting to give his opinions about unsubstantiated rumors. It was so cool, he was just like the class idiot being yelled at by the teacher, who than had to send him to the nurse because he got caught eating glue
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Forget Rocktober and Halloween, yes, it's Stocktober...the scariest month of the year. It's where the Dow goes down, down, six feet down and where the Mark of the Beast, 666, has now been replaced by 777 (now 800), The Biggest One Day Drop in Dow History.
It's the Scariest Stocks of the Month, Week and Day:
Bank of Transylvania (Bank of America)
Deadman (Lehman)
Wa-Boo (Washington Mutual)
Damnedgen (Amgen)
Deadly Spiders (Spyder ETF's)
Goreman (Garmin)
Clawox (Clorox)
Yum Brains (Yum Brands)
Deadreon (Dendreon)
Merck of the Devil (Merch Pharmaceutical)
Eat Flesh (Eat)
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